May 1, 2008

episode 4.039: Technical Wet Dream

pretty lame day today...









my total worth today:

Mac Book Pro: $2,499.00
Final Cut Studio 2: $1,299.00
Vectorworks Designer w/Renderworks: $2,395.00
Apple Protection Plan: $349.00
Mac Office: $149.95
Silly Textbooks: $100
Cell Phone: 199.95
My Clothes: $12
Cash: $9 + 1000 Yen

Total: $7,012.90 and a 1000 Yen...

i don't care who you are..when you're that valuable, everyone is your enemy. i gave quite a few people the stink eye as I walked by and was fully prepared to Ong-Bak someone's kneecaps if necessary...

i don't really know what to say. i'm still extremely overwhelmed by all the shit that i have sitting in my living room right now. i mean Final Cut Studio 2 has 7 programs included with gigs of royalty free music, special effects, titles, fonts, everything i could ever ask for minus a big screen TV. I have no idea what vectorworks even is, but its a $2400 dollar piece of software, so it must be pretty damn cool.

is it even legal to allow a college student to have this much crap? isn't it technically considered attempted suicide?

and i thought Lightning was a big issue.....for those of you keeping track, that puts the Nemesis List at:

  1. Full Sail Required Electronics
  2. Lightning/Government Microwaves
  3. Terminator Mom
  4. Baby Burster
  5. Studio Executives
  6. Master of Muppets' Conspiracy Theories
  7. Jim Henson's hescitic jew connections
Will it ever stop growing?!?! i think i need a hug...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

gulpppp..now tell your mother than FullSail got a deal on all that stuff and you only pay the small, small price of......................right??? imagine that...walking in empty handed, walking out with techno jazz up the yinyang. Do me proud, kid, and produce the greatest stuff ever to cross the screen!! mops

reni said...

ewww. computer porn!