Episode 721: So Lackluster

My life needs more of these:

And a couple of these

some of these...

these for sure

the occassional one of these:

and a WHOLE lot more of THESE:


yep...explosions. My life needs more of them. In order for me to be truly happy, i must have an occasional huge explosion. Thankfully, movies and the american government have managed to satisfy my urge for a big boom over the years. It's too bad there are so many laws against making your own big explosion, therefore, my life lacks what it really needs.

Not to forget my lack of a rebel star-fleet...let alone an x-wing. Space ships rule. I want a space ship...

damn all those bastards with space ships. I think i'd get an x-wing before i got anything else...or an Arwing from Starfox. Arwings can barrel-roll..and thats totally bitchin...but an x-wing has s-foils...and s-foils are totally bitchin. Thank god i'm too young to invest in the space ship market..cause i'd be fucked.

well..anyways...i was just looking at space ships and cool explosions..thought i might compile my findings and oogle over them. I'm off to blow something up, or play Star Wars: Rogue Squadron...either way my life isn't as cool as it should be...

~fuckin a

Episode 952: Deprivation At It's Extreme

BEHOLD!



Breasts. As you may know, this is quite a recurring subject among my posts. There is, of course, a very good reason for that: They fucking rock. I love seeing, touching, and doing *cough* other stuff to them. So, as you can see, if my life were to be without breasts, i could very easily cease to exist! And so i thought this must be true of all other men in this world...

BOY WAS I WRONG.

A good friend of mine, who is 18 years of age, has never seen a pair of breasts in the flesh. Of course, upon hearing this, i went into shock. After collaboration among my other friends, we set a goal that within the next 6 months, we would show this poor man some boobies. We hope that upon seeing breasts, his life will change for the better, and he'll begin to see A LOT more breasts, just because he can. We're behind you all the way...boobies...here we come!

~fuckin a