Apr 30, 2009

episode 5.111-The Joys of a Canine



i was sitting watching West Wing when I noticed two small hairballs on the floor next to me.  I picked it up, as well as some stray hairs here and there before I noticed that if I drug my hand across the carpet, I could very easily acquire enough dog hair to clog niagra falls...

I realize this is a very self incriminating video, as my dad will be all over the fact that I haven't returned the broken vacuum cleaner I purchased when he was visiting, but I found it all too amusing not to.  Another self incriminating deed I performed this evening was placing the softball size hairball in on kelsey's bathroom counter.  I'll receive hell for it in the morning as I sleep, but I simply couldn't help my self.

now, i must return to my extremely addicting tv show based on a democratic government that never has and never will exist...i find submerging myself in fantasy worlds and other peoples creativity is becoming a heavy habit of mine...

Apr 27, 2009

episode 5.102: Thing of Beauty



yup...i made that.  it's too bad i wouldn't ever be a cook, because i'd be exceptional at it.  you know what it is? attention to detail.  and perhaps a slight amount of starvation.  check it:

Single Bubba Patty Cheeseburger with Lettuce and Ketchup.   i don't know if i've ever tasted one so good.  i fried those fries too...fried them to perfection.  Golden and Crispy, with the soft center.

Perhaps this meal is so tastey simply because of the battle that ensued over the stove for a good 20 minutes.  Hot vegetable oil hurts.  I think the dudes of medieval times had it right when they'd pour boiling oil on their enemies below, i mean DAMN.  I had to pull down my sleeves and wrap my hand in a dish towel in order to get in there and flip the sizzlin' potatoes so that they don't burn.  It took dedication, and an average to moderate pain tolerance.

Another reason why this meal is so damn tastey may be because it's a form of procrastination.  I'm totally avoiding doing the school work required in order to create the final project due friday, as well as putting together a portfolio for 16 mm positions... i've found that everything involving the final project has fallen on my shoulders, and if I don't do it, it probably won't get done...sooo.  Whatevs

see this:


seriously.  it makes you wanna like Jean Claude real bad, but then you realize it could be that this is the first time in his life he's actually acted.  still, it opened my eyes.  work is work. money is money.  sure, jean got super egotistic and drug ridden about it all, but he seems rather regretful about it all.  it's a hard life, no doubt.  my favorite scene is in the courtroom with his daughter.  (one of my favorite scenes, my ACTUAL favorite scene is too much of a spoiler to mention here.)  watch.  I thought it was phenomenal, but i may have just been in the right mood. 

I hold to it: A Florida Dog is a Happy Dog-

this one happens to be quite a bit of a shithead though.  He's a joy to have around and I absolutely love him, but what really irks me about this dude is that he is so intelligent, all the bad things he does aren't because he's just a dumb dog that doesn't know any better, but simply because he' s a shithead.  He does things he knows are bad, and then when it's time for punishment, he'll avoid you as much as possible, and sometimes straight up ignore your commands.  If he were human, he'd have the personality of a two faced juvenile delinquent.  Joaquin Pheonix from Parenthood comes to mind...and i hated that kid in that movie. Oh well, Kunikos constant love and genuine wanting to be hanging out with you makes all that stuff disappear after a while, and you forgive him until the point you leave the house for 2 minutes, and he's already either ripped apart the trash, gotten on your bed or barked at the neighbors...

as i'm writing this he goes and barks at someone passing by, then when I call his name, he simply turns his head and looks at me, but continues to bark out of spite...what a turd.

Florida Dog on a Rainy Day-

Sweet&Sour is pretty much out of my life now...and I find it hard to care.  I learned a lot, and after a bit of reflection and self-hatred, i've come out a better filmmaker I believe.  More goal oriented than before, I plan on developing a small faction of IFS that is more of a Short Film bootcamp with an intensive screening process that won't allow poser wannabes anywhere near the set.  I'm tired of half asses.  Can't say much on here, as it is a public blog, and anything you post on the internet can come back and bite you hard on the ass...

Apr 5, 2009

episode 4.601: I'm old news

I understand.  Everyone is slowly losing interest in my school career.  Just last week I was deemed Show-Runner for the 30 minute live broadcast we have to create for HD Productions.  I also came up with the show idea and will write a good majority of it...which is what i'm in the middle of right now.  Show-Runner is also seen as Executive Producer, and if you were to put a Show-Runner in the Film world, you would be the Director.  I told my sister, Reni about this, and she commented: "You're always the leader," then she went on to say something about how it's nothing new and you could tell in her voice that there clearly isn't much flair to my life.  I've been forsaken for being good at what i do...reni will surely comment in her defense. :D


We finally casted last night for Sweet&Sour, and now I have two good actors to work with for the rest of the week, and then shoot this bad boy on Thursday and Friday...then, it's SPRING BREAK!! Which I'll have a total of 75 dollars the entire week, since the school decided it fitting to give us our living expenses check AFTER spring break.  A smart move in some cases, but overall an extremely cruel move.  Should be the most exciting spring break ever...

Anyway, I got my actor from Int. Soundstage back for Sweet&Sour, which is fantastic.  He's very good.  It was also nice to see his updated resume with "INT.SOUNDSTAGE" and my name listed as Director...booyah.  He'll be playing the part of Charles...which I believe to be the harder part, with less lines...hopefully he understands that.   The other guy fits the part of Dan well, and should have a lot of fun.  Now comes the part I've been waiting for, and I actually get to start doing my job, without having to "rotate" positions or some other ridiculous school instated production rule...sheesh.  Here's hoping our location and production design all come together nicely...not to mention our lighting...oi vey...(kelsey once got on my case for saying that because I'm not jewish...a little bit later she left the apartment and walked across the welcome mat that says: "FO SHIZZLE, WELCOME TO OUR HIZZLE")

and thats all i have to say bout that...

Apr 2, 2009

episode 4.222: Maggabujadey

Wat: Documentary


the documentary I served as editor on..finally...up next is the Advanced Lighting video, after I send it to Kris to see if he wants to put some music to it.