Everyone thought it was so genius that we send out a gold record with Elvis recordings and such on them, trying to show anything out there that we were a peaceful race. (bullshit really, but whatever)
Trust me. Nothing says: "Don't fuck with us" better than arnold schwarzenegger kicking the shit out of a superior alien in the jungle with a hole in his gut and nothing but a bow and arrow as a weapon. I mean seriously, if we got the message out that Earth is the home of bad mother fuckers like arnold, we would never have any problems. Because, honestly, some aliens are gonna be listening to that elvis shit, and they're just going to declare war (not that there will be much a declaration) on us just for the hell of it. For alien shits and giggles. Like a jock beating up nerds for kicks...its just...the way things are. And thats nothing against Elvis, he's awesome...i'm just expressing my opinion against him being our Intergalactic Mascot, know what I mean?
Moreover, not even an entire race has to find the disc. Just some badass space pirates in their little tiny ship equipped with a giganuclearbeanpelletgunray device could decide to zip on over and blast us to pieces:
...its a scary thought, no? shit yeah it is....
Although I do feel safer knowing arnold is around.
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What happened to the instructions on how to set up an account to comment. I guess in all the years of our association I have always tiptoed around this issue but now the time has come to lay out the truth, Arnold is an idiot. One well placed bullet between the eyes would have turned that mass of steroid abuse into a door stop. Also anyone who idolizes Arnold is afraid of lightening so stop thinking great thoughts about Arnold.
oh my g-ness. is that picture for real? man... there are no words.
just read an article about Great Falls being one of the original UFO sightings area. Back in August of 1950, just two months after yer Pa wast born, 2 discs appeared in the sky and were filmed by the manager of the GF baseball team. Malmstrom AFB took the film to study and returned it to him with the crucial footage of the discs removed! I'll scan the article and send it to you.
http://frankwarren.blogspot.com/2006/05/marianas-ufo-film-one-of-best-produced.html
check it out. Great Falls is a known hotspot for sightings. well, just ask anybody who has stayed at the cabin and experienced one of those eery nights there
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