episode 5.133- Hey Ya'll

3 am, up waiting for my portfolio pictures to print so that I may hand it in before it is due in 12 hours.  I know what you're wondering: "Steve Pappin, did you procrastinate until the last minute to do your portfolio for 16mm??"  

The answer to that may not be what you were expecting: 

Yes, yes I did.

HOWEVER, I believe it to be all for the better, because I was working hard at my portfolio to apply for the Director position, and as I reached around 60% (give or take 50%) completion, I realized: "Hey, I'm totally not into this at all, and actually, I feel I may regret this decision." So, I halted at 60% (give or take 50%) and changed focus to Camera Team and Sound Department.  I can now say that I'm actually excited to be going into this next class.  I have my reasons!!!

Here is a video of Kuniko so your visit here isn't wasted.  HIL-ARIOUS.

episode 5.911-Public Service Announcement.

Attention please:

Do NOT, absolutely do NOT see this crap-pile of a "film":

i assure you, it has absolutely no redeeming qualities at all whatsoever.  I can even say that this film is 10 fold worse than my last rant, The Incredible Hulk starring Eddie Norton.  I am absolutely 100% embarrassed to have paid to watch this disgusting Hollywood nightmare.  I am more embarrassed about seeing this than I am about watching this the other week:

thats right.  I saw that movie.  And I would rather you tell your friends that I saw it than wolverine.  Honest to god.

Wolverine was laughably bad.  Literally.  I laughed in the theatre.  And it was ok, because not one other person in there was having a good time.  Seriously.  It was boring and neanderthal.  Is neanderthal an adjective?  It is now, thanks to this movie.  I did fall asleep for a good five minutes during this movie, it felt great.  

At least Hulk had special effects, this movie looked as though the post production team worked on commodore 64s.  

Not enough to convince you?  It was directed by this guy:

i'm an asshole, but seriously, get out of the business.  I don't want to have to compete with the likes of you when I get to California.  Sheesh.

Don't see it, or I will disown you.  The End.