Master of Muppets quote
I'm pretty sure that the government can kill you at the speed of a microwave. kenmore or general electric. I think there might be a law suit in their disinformation tactic, putting your life at risk and all. Do they offer courses in studio executive nut gargling? Not that they would keep you in a state of negative electrical charge, but it may help you find employment..
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first of all..clever pseudonym. i still haven't quite figured out what kind of maniacal genius i'm dealing with...he could be either this man:
ooor someone who closely resembles this picture:
but, then again..those two are shocking similar...perhaps we've been dealing with the same dude all along..but that comes later...
ROUND ONE:
ROUND ONE:
Speed of Microwaves vs. Speed of Light
A.K.A.:
The Government vs. A Bolt of Lightning
A.K.A.:
The Government vs. A Bolt of Lightning
who will win this battle for the title of "Greatest Threat to a Full Sail Student with a Wii"?????
FACT or FICTION?:
All electromagnetic and light waves, including microwaves, sunlight and radio all travel at the speed of light. 186,000 miles per second.
FICTION!
FACT:
Electromagnetic waves travel at the speed of light, but only in a vacuum. In any other media (like air) they actually travel a little slower.
That was a close one. Thanks to the Master of Muppets, i almost threw out my awesome new microwave i bought at Target yesterday at a great everyday low price...
moral of the story? Target would never sell me anything that would endanger my well-being without first putting a warning on the box. THREAT NEUTRALIZED. However, Master of Muppets said: "I think there might be a law suit in their disinformation tactic, putting your life at risk and all." Thats all i need to hear. I'm looking into it full time.
ROUND TWO:
Lets get it on! This was actually a hard decision. But after extensive research, I came across this Official Full Sail Document that laid everything to rest:
FACT or FICTION?:
All electromagnetic and light waves, including microwaves, sunlight and radio all travel at the speed of light. 186,000 miles per second.
FICTION!
FACT:
Electromagnetic waves travel at the speed of light, but only in a vacuum. In any other media (like air) they actually travel a little slower.
That was a close one. Thanks to the Master of Muppets, i almost threw out my awesome new microwave i bought at Target yesterday at a great everyday low price...
ROUND TWO:
Entertainment Industry Studio Exec's Balls vs My Mouth
A.K.A.:
Full Sail Education vs. Anything worth more than Jack Shit
A.K.A.:
Full Sail Education vs. Anything worth more than Jack Shit
Lets get it on! This was actually a hard decision. But after extensive research, I came across this Official Full Sail Document that laid everything to rest:
there you have it. Full Sail does teach their students to correct techniques for getting employment in the real world. Just as its name would imply...
Unfortunately, as you can see...this class is only offered in the EB program...(I've come to learn thats Full Sail Gang Slang for Entertainment Business) Which isn't the degree i'm enrolled in...had i known...i would have totally gone to the free EB seminar a couple weeks back. it was a little strange your name needed to be on a list to get in..being free and all...oooh well.
Victor? Most likely my mouth.
One other thing:
Victor? Most likely my mouth.
One other thing:
2 comments:
First of all, if I were you I would be very careful when putting out a contract on a hescitic jew, they are very well connected with ties to zion and the mussad. Secondly, you've obviously fallen prey to one of the biggest government propaganda conspiracies of all time, the old microwave versus light and who's faster thing. If you did your homework you'd have realized that you live in Florida, where the shear and monumental lack of IQ has in fact created a super vacuum the likes of which are only seen or theorized as happening on the edge of a massive black hole. This sucking effect along with gps technology allows the 'government' to in effect pinpoint and annihilate any person with microwave beams faster then the time it takes some subatomic particles to blip in and out of existence. Or even in some rare cases to oscillate between two points of space so fast as to seem as the same particle.
On a side note, I'm glad to see that your options are open. I suggest relaxing the throat and going for a low guttural moan or hum. Very stimulating. A crowd pleaser to be sure.
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