Attention please:
Do NOT, absolutely do NOT see this crap-pile of a "film":
i assure you, it has absolutely no redeeming qualities at all whatsoever. I can even say that this film is 10 fold worse than my last rant, The Incredible Hulk starring Eddie Norton. I am absolutely 100% embarrassed to have paid to watch this disgusting Hollywood nightmare. I am more embarrassed about seeing this than I am about watching this the other week:
thats right. I saw that movie. And I would rather you tell your friends that I saw it than wolverine. Honest to god.
Wolverine was laughably bad. Literally. I laughed in the theatre. And it was ok, because not one other person in there was having a good time. Seriously. It was boring and neanderthal. Is neanderthal an adjective? It is now, thanks to this movie. I did fall asleep for a good five minutes during this movie, it felt great.
At least Hulk had special effects, this movie looked as though the post production team worked on commodore 64s.
Not enough to convince you? It was directed by this guy:
i'm an asshole, but seriously, get out of the business. I don't want to have to compete with the likes of you when I get to California. Sheesh.
Don't see it, or I will disown you. The End.
3 comments:
your mother and I saw this movie last night and loved it, so we beg to differ. It was insightful and sensitive, the director really nailed the feeling level of this subject. No wait a minute we watched The Reader, my confusion but I always wanted to be disowned if only for a second.
thanks for the experience
i'm not going to lie, you really had me going there for a second...whew
why is WOlverine getting good ratings? just because all girls will go see Hugh Jackman?
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