it's 5:31 AM...mom and dad are now awake, walking up and down the stairs, while i hide in my room on my laptop. god damn this thing rules. a laptop i can play video games with other kids in the world on in my bed... talk about sweet.
Day of Defeat is my new fetish. I used to play it on my old computer, and the only level that wouldn't lag like hell was Omaha. Now, I can play any level i want (with amazing graphics) and do it while lying in my bed.
Even better, i made a new friend the other night. Polizei_Fo_Sheezy was his name, and he was a mighty fine soldier. We had a ball together, killing the krauts, capturing flags, laughing whenever i blew him up with my nade (thats war jargon for Grenade) accidentally...like a real soldier buddy in WWII...what an experience. and you dont think video gaming is realistic? just the other day i had real life soldier trauma. i was clearing an apartment in Avalanche, and I saw this kraut in a corner trying to take guys out..he was a little lost, perhaps scared, i could tell he was a newbie, afraid to make any real commitments to battle. Well, i couldn't just leave him there, for he might shoot me in the back as i walk by, so i fired a round into his face, ending his round on the map for the next 9 seconds. but boy did i feel bad. his pitiful little body cowering in the corner, hoping for some easy kills. tsk tsk. they're just boys! boys i tell you!
(that's me..the cool one, smoking the cigarette. then of course the uncool one, the kraut, with no cigarette...no wonder we won the war.)
Day of Defeat is my new fetish. I used to play it on my old computer, and the only level that wouldn't lag like hell was Omaha. Now, I can play any level i want (with amazing graphics) and do it while lying in my bed.
Even better, i made a new friend the other night. Polizei_Fo_Sheezy was his name, and he was a mighty fine soldier. We had a ball together, killing the krauts, capturing flags, laughing whenever i blew him up with my nade (thats war jargon for Grenade) accidentally...like a real soldier buddy in WWII...what an experience. and you dont think video gaming is realistic? just the other day i had real life soldier trauma. i was clearing an apartment in Avalanche, and I saw this kraut in a corner trying to take guys out..he was a little lost, perhaps scared, i could tell he was a newbie, afraid to make any real commitments to battle. Well, i couldn't just leave him there, for he might shoot me in the back as i walk by, so i fired a round into his face, ending his round on the map for the next 9 seconds. but boy did i feel bad. his pitiful little body cowering in the corner, hoping for some easy kills. tsk tsk. they're just boys! boys i tell you!
(that's me..the cool one, smoking the cigarette. then of course the uncool one, the kraut, with no cigarette...no wonder we won the war.)
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